Archive for July, 2007

STORRRRY TIME…

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so the scene is bree driving in the city at a stop light….guy pulls up

GUY IN CAR: SWEETIE THIS IS FLORIDA LEARN HOW TO DRIVE

BREE: I KNOOOOOW U IDIOT I LIVE HERE… DUMBASS THIS IS AMERICA SHUT UP!

–light turns green..zooom bree pulls away… another light is red… guy pulls up to bree`s car again

GUY IN CAR– HEY SWEETIE…

BREE: SHUT THE FUCCCCCCCCCK UPPPPPPPPPP U STUPID IDIOT (bree`s voice echos as everyone in the street stops and looks)

GUY IN CAR- IM GONNA SHOVE THIS BALL IN UR MOUTH

BREE- IM GONNA SHOVE MY LIL FIST IN UR EYE BALLLLLL!!!

HAHAHA!!

I NEED SEXXXXXXXY TIME

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LETS HAVE SOME FUN PEOPLEEEEE HEHE…MY BED IS TOOOO BIG TO BE LAYING IN IT ALL ALONE…HELLLLLLO I NEED SEXXXXXXXY TIME…NO LITTERALLY I DO!!!! AND IF YOU CANT PROVIDE ME WITH SEXY TIME IM GONNA GO OUT AND PARRRRRTY LINDSEY LOHAN STYLE!!! LMFAOOOOO JKimp_getimage-102.jpeg

VISIT ME 2MORROW….

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SOOOO MY DEARS I AM SITTING HERE EATING A SALAD BECAUSE GUESS WHAT?!? I HAVE GAINED 2 POUNDS IN A WEEK, THAT’S PRETTY SHITTY!!! AND I NEED A RECOVERYYY DAYY AFTER: BBQING…. 5 CHEESBURGERSSS…TOSTITOSSS…ICE CREAMMMMM…CHEESE DOODLESS…SOUR CREAM AND ONION CHIPS…CHICKEN PARMESAN…HOT PEPPERSSS…AND SCCCOOOPPPSSSS….HAHAHAHA..LMAO..WHAT A HOLIDAYYY!!!I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GOOD 4TH. LOVEEE U XOXOXOX

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